@timdonakowski: Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him.
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@MomoVonTrite: Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying.
@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is allergic to cats I bought one And I have never seen him since.
@preshmomes: my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work
@jakob_huber: Wonder which part of Batman's belt holds the bat-shaped throat lozenges he uses after speaking in his tough voice for long periods of time.