@timdonakowski: Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him.
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@Thynebear: [puts baby in highchair] Ohhh HIGH chair, I get it. That explains why all you do is eat, sleep & drool you stupid little stoner.
@halloweenbears: it really hurt my feelings when you called me a stalker to your friend when you guys thought you were alone in the locker room
@3sunzzz: I love showering with my husband. There's nothing more intimate during sex than discussing water temperature.
@AimeeHelene1: Instead of a jar to collect change for vacation, I'm going to start one for bail money, for when it flip out on stupid people in public.