@timdonakowski: Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him.
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@rolldiggity: 1. Put "Out of Order" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, "Stairs can't be out of order!" and uses them. 3. Release the bees.
@seanforhire: if aliens attack we will probably be fine unless they realize how easily we are influenced by traffic cones