@weinerdog4life: Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now.
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@AntozWolf: People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.