@weinerdog4life: Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now.
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@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.
@AsgardianRose: You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood.
@HatfieldAnne: Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We’re all just too embarrassed to ask now.
@StarWarsProblms: Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem.