@AcceptableLoses: Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that.
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@AbbyHasIssues: Meghan Markle is 36 and engaged to a prince. I'm 36 and just found an almond in my sports bra. Guess we're both living the dream.
@AndrewNadeau0: Girl, are you any art project I made as a child? Because you don’t look great and my mom is having difficulty pretending to like you.
@NYC_Blonde: Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES