@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
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@BigBagOfScum: My gf thinks I cook our meals cause I love her. Really, it's cause I'm afraid she might try to poison me.
@AbbyHasIssues: I like to put up Christmas decorations in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.