@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@DeanScott01: Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it.
@TurboJellyBean: Her:"my blinkers don't work I think I'm out of blinker fluid" Me:"your car doesn't have blinker fluid." Her:"I JUST SAID THAT PAY ATTENTION"