@dxblarssonENG: Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy.
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@sammontgomery: Cashier at McDonalds said "See you later" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch.
@GrantTanaka: [bruce wayne falls into a cave inhabited by a hibernating bear & things turn out very differently]
@Kimpulses: I've been reading your Oscar tweets, and America should not vote on things as a general rule going forward.
@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.