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@onion_an: Me:"The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"

Wife:"If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"

*sound of hooves in kitchen*

Me:”The store didn’t have any bread so I brought flour”

Wife:”If they didn’t have butter would you buy a cow”

*sound of hooves in kitchen*

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