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@carlyken: [Michael Bay directing]
"WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK"
Teacher: This is your son's 3rd grade play
"Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS"

[Michael Bay directing]
“WE NEED A HOTTER CHICK”
Teacher: This is your son’s 3rd grade play
“Oh right. I forgot. WE NEED BIGGER EXPLOSIONS”

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