@ojedge: [Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]
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@KalvinMacleod: [lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you’re supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone
@Jake_Vig: RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys
@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.