@ojedge: [Michael Cera knocked backwards by ejecting toast]
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@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@primawesome: Every time I have a salad for lunch my stomach feels the same way a dog does when someone fake throws a tennis ball.
@oakhillbargrill: That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I've made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome.