@TheToddWilliams: *Michael Cera presses too hard with a crayon and breaks his wrist*
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@too_chihuahua: "How much are these glasses?" "$150 sir" "I guess you could say" *puts on sunglasses* *runs out without another word*
@WritePlay: *walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS
@scrirc: All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats.
@moist_jeff: I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed.