@meatlobes: Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles
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@ThaJawn: Me: *searching cabinet Wife: What are you looking for? Me: A spouse Wife: You mean spice Me: No, just one
@AndyAsAdjective: Judging by this sunburn, I'd say the sunscreen I lathered on earlier was SPF goddamn liar.