@TheToddWilliams: *Michael Cera stubs his toe on a cotton ball*
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@SteveSuckington: [2 guys at open mic night] What are we gonna name our band? [from crowd] look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
@WGladstone: My 6 yr old asked me if "satire" is like a "flat tire." I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire.
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.