@Elizasoul80: Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath.
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@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?
@thenatewolf: *Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*