@Elizasoul80: Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath.
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@XAIMMadellynne: Bro,I seriously locked myself outta my jeep. He was driving a top-less jeep with the windows down.
@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.
@ehchinoo: I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between
@Wtftab: I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families.