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@FSUSteve: Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out.
@gigglegirlnoel: If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.
@ryaninco: Forgive me Twitter for I have sinned, it's been twenty minutes since my last Tweet.
@Shanehasabeard: Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?
@JohnnyBrash: 4: Where did I come from?
Me: Mommy's belly.
4: How'd I get there?
Me: I, uh...put you there?
4: How did you...
Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!