@FSUSteve: Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out.
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@PinkCamoTO: 5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun.
@DistractedMomma: Just called my own voicemail and left messages until the memory was full. People can't leave messages now. That's the kind of genius I am.
@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein
@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.