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Me: *waves back*
@BoyfriendWhat: Him: "Can we have a Doritos themed wedding?" Me: "no." Him: "well, what kind of chips would you prefer?"
@Brianhopecomedy: *takes selfie, sends to wife*
*takes pants off*
*tries on another pair in The Gap change room*
*takes selfie, sends to wife*
@TheTweetOfGod: "I want my country back" is a fair and accurate thing to say if at one point in your life you owned the country.
@9to5Life: Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.
@Shock_Monster: So, when I wear my phone clipped to my belt & a fanny pack, I'm a douche.nnBatman does it & it's a bad-ass utility belt. nnnDouble standard.