@Chicken_Hawk38: Microwaves should have a "Pfft" button.
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@EndhooS: "Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..." I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile.
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@NintenDom: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.
@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.