@Chicken_Hawk38: Microwaves should have a "Pfft" button.
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@SarcasticAlly12: People say "life's a journey, not a destination," because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!
@XplodingUnicorn: The heaviest things in the world: 4) iron 3) lead 2) tungsten 1) a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up
@TheKenyan_: I just want to buy an old Mercedes Benz,so people will think I have been rich for a long time.