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@Social_Mime: Middle of the night In bed:
*Loud noise*
Wife - Did you hear that?
Me -
Wife - I said did you hear that?
Me (under the bed) - Yes

Middle of the night In bed:
*Loud noise*
Wife – Did you hear that?
Me – 
Wife – I said did you hear that?
Me (under the bed) – Yes

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