@Robski_Boy: Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it's only a matter of time before I snap.
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@FrenulumBreve: [15 minutes into choosing which crab from the tank to have for dinner] Date: are you crying?
@juliussharpe: I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage.
@Brampersandon_: [leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket
@elisemarie91: Remember when parents said "I'll give you something to cry about" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?