@YoungNobler: Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate
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@AllieA: My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head.
@GibJimson: Nephew: Were the scorpions around when there were dinosaurs? Me: You mean like the band?
@WilliamRodgers: The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore...