@bombsydoll: milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw
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@IamEveryDayPpl: It may look like I'm a sloppy eater but really I'm just teaching my dog about trickle-down economics...
@Playing_Dad: If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started
@Chloestylo: Just saw a car with "Just Married" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..