@bigmacher: Milk prices could reach as high as $8/gallon soon & at those prices I'm giving everyone the OK to cry if you spill some.
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@shkeeber: Me: *looking at pics* Cute! What breed is it? Looks like a Puggle Co-worker: It's my daughter Me: Yeah, they feel like family, don't they?
@kamtweeting: There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal.
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.