@markydoodoo: Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall.
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@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
@vladchoc: Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a "how to eat sandwiches without choking" course?
@PinkCamoTO: Dear Neighbours, "She's coming" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking.
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?