@juliussharpe: Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car.
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@CakeThrottle: I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow.
@Kernsti: I'm always terrified when someone knocks on the door while I'm home alone as if murderers and burglars knock first
@AddledPixie: Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this.