@QwertyJones3: Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots
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@everygirI: if ur worried ur not gonna get a New Years Eve kiss just remember that Valentines Day is in 45 days n ur probably gonna b alone for that too
@daemonic3: ME: I got us a custom headstone! WIFE: I'm not being immortalized in one of your dumb jokes ME: Just read it WIFE: "Tomb it may concern…"
@david8hughes: [parole hearing] "What will u do if released?" "Kill everyone on the jury." "What?" "Buy everyone jewellery." "Aw. Granted."