@mrtruthandsoul: Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar
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@MartaEffing: I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you.
@TheTweetOfGod: I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence.