@mrtruthandsoul: Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar
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@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.
@QwertyJones3: "What'd you do this weekend?" I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino?" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
@david8hughes: [the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there
@_Water_Baby: My TC promised me he likes it rough so, of course, I bought him a plane ticket. On United.