@RapeyRaperton: Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times
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@protolalia: Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out.
@carlyken: *Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says
@KaylarWill: It's a shock to me that people actually pay their student loans. That's a bill I gave to Jesus