@RapeyRaperton: Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times
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@tigersgoroooar: Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying.
@gkaluma: Why are government cars always in a hurry!! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.
@stenokel: Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, "Are you the keymaster?"*