@PanicRestroom: Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie
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@MaraWritesStuff: *Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack.
@SkinnieTalls: To level the playing field, online dating sites should require using the picture in your driver's license.
@angibangie: *Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said "Hi" to you.