@SuperApple8: Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist.
@mattwhitlockPM: This girl tweeted "You might be ghetto if you bring outside food into the movies." ...No, you might be stupid if you pay 4.99 for Skittles.
@badAzz_mom: Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact Don't make eye contact "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?" SURE! ...bringing the total amount of cookies to 348