@samdunsiger: Millions of years of evolution have moulded us into a species that struggles to open the wrong ends of garbage bags.
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@noog: After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
@Coolisiana: *a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*
@JessObsess: *Packing for a trip* Maybe I’ll bring my workout gear. I mean I haven’t worked out in 5 years but I might start on this trip.