@Kyle_Lippert: MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@BoucheDag2k: Guy getting on elevator in my office building.." Going Down?" Me: "No, but I've got time for a hug"
@SuperJuanderer: [psychiatrist who used to be a cheerleader] you seem aggressive seem seem aggressive