@Kyle_Lippert: MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
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@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.
@Writepop: "Oh man, you've got stretched lobes and piercings? I've got stretched lobes and piercings, too!" "Sweet! We should hang out!" - Ear buds
@Bryainiac: I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out.