@AnOrangeSNES: Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one
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@winosaurusmom: My husband just walked in on me drinking cake batter from the mixing bowl and had absolutely no reaction. He's my soulmate.
@clevinniej: Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*