@AnOrangeSNES: Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one
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@LaBelleMae: Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows.
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.
@pizzajaynow: When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.
@TheOfficialTed: Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.