@ABurgerADay: Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink.
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@david8hughes: [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
@spcycucumber: I've been eating this memory foam for weeks now and I can't even remember why I'm still eating memory foam
@bazecraze: According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees.
@Nikkeya08: Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.