@ABurgerADay: Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit card on your fictional spouse at the register.
@GrillinChillin9: Occasionally I set cases of beer out for the garbage men. Never know when you might need them to take out "suspicious" trash w/out questions
@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.