@ABurgerADay: Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink.
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@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
@Brampersandon_: How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
@Scdavis24: Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors