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@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
@david8hughes: When I see a guy sleeping on an unfolded cardboard box, I never know if he's homeless or just tired from breakdancing.
@bobvulfov: DOCTOR: im writing u a prescription ME: [winking] nice thanks doc i wont tell anyone DOCTOR: again, this is totally legal ME: shh be cool