@jjblonde84: Silence is golden...
But duct tape is silver.
@primawesome: If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy.
@Kirangandhi: I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up
@fro_vo: everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive
@CherBear162: I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called!
"Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"