@Sanbel11: Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?
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@LuvPug: To the twenty something year old girls who think forty something year old women are jealous of them- enjoy your next 240 periods!
@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.
@BlindVigil: *Farmer walks into job application Farmer: I barely speak English, and my village doesn't have a computer. Employer: BOOM! Tech support!