@Sanbel11: Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?
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@TheTweetOfGod: Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot.
@protolalia: I'm 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night.