@bourgeoisalien: Misery loves company. But not you. Even Misery has standards.
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@TequilaTears: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
@Crutnacker: Biden: I told him that we call in attacks on countries by blocking them on Twitter. O: Joe... Biden: Trust me.
@Carbosly: Do you have FB? No Do you have Twitter? No Instagram? No What do you have? A life. ... ... Can I have it? No. I need it to play Candy Crush.