@bourgeoisalien: Misery loves company. But not you. Even Misery has standards.
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@CeCePleasants: Taco Bell is no longer going to be offering kids meals. Probably because kids are rarely drunk enough to want Taco Bell.
@imskytrash: cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice
@SondraDeeMe: It may be autocorrect, but I'm excited to see how this plays out when I drive my friend to pickup her satan wedding dress.
@dixonshuman: My memory is horrible but I remember every person I loaned a book to that didn't return it.