@ceejoyner: Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph.
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@fuzzlime: Men fantasize about me, women want to be me and children obey me! [wakes up on bathroom rug]
@adultblackmale: [i walk up to a woman wearing headphones and take them off her and put them on] nice this song rules. what? sorry, can't talk. headphones on
@C00LpenNAME: Just remember, when the jury is deciding between premeditated murder and manslaughter... it's the thought that counts