@SirEviscerate: Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss.
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@onion_an: Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't
@AaronNevins: You washed your hands? Be honest. Your hands washed each other, and you just watched like a sick freak.
@68Cly29: The part of the Harry Potter movies that I found most unbelievable was that mostly unsupervised teenagers never had wild keg parties.