@SirEviscerate: Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss.
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@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
@MartaEffing: Her: I love your lip gloss. What brand is it? Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.