@BisleyT: Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty
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@MaraWritesStuff: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
@squirrel74wkgn: Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't be lost much longer.
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.
@stephenjmolloy: Boss: "Do you know why I've called you into my office?" Into My Office: "Because that's my name?" Boss: "Yes, that's right."