@BisleyT: Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty
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@brianbowman73: I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground and it landed pointy end up which made the Earth, at least for a moment, one giant topping.
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.
@myonlymizztake: His last words were, "I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."