@Thunderhunk3000: Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
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@thepunningman: "What's that?" I call it a 'knife' "Wow, that's the best thing since bread!" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind
@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.