@Thunderhunk3000: Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.
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@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
@EndhooS: Fun prank - this Christmas leave a charred skeleton wearing a Santa hat in the fire place for your kids to find.
@lazerdoov: I bought "extra whitening" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English