@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
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@JohnHilsen: Girl, are you these plates I recently bought from Wal-Mart? Because I just learned that you're not microwave-safe.
@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
@Home_Halfway: A family of ducks walks into a church. "Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?" The father asks timidly.
@Marlebean: "I should probably start filling this thing out." -I say about my son's baby memory book on his wedding day.