@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
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@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@BoogTweets: Me: I feel like I’m wearing this bathing suit wrong Store clerk: Thats a dream catcher