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@Brianhopecomedy: MISSING: 5 year old

LAST SEEN: Moments after I said, "Bath time."

DESCRIPTION: Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids

MISSING:  5 year old

LAST SEEN:  Moments after I said, “Bath time.”

DESCRIPTION:  Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids

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