@1_swarthy_dude: Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@JamesBarretts: Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity
@matt___nelson: Shoe store employee on phone w/ wife: "Yea honey I should be home just in time for dinner" *centipede walks in* "You've got to be kiddin me"
@qwertying: Wife: What would you do if I died? Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry? Husband: Ah, not that crazy..