@1_swarthy_dude: Missing area man described as boringly conventional, was easily found by multiplying height x width.
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@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning
@Reverend_Scott: I have a great story to tell u. "Why don't u just go write a book" Wow, that's- "Don't u dare say it-" a novel idea. "I'm moving out"
@thenatewolf: ME: Detectives on tv always take people to diners to ask them questions. DETECTIVE: [sighs] ME: Maybe a few pancakes would jog my memory.