@boring_as_heck: MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL
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@carlyken: If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted
@1800Randy: I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?