@robfee: Mitt Romney announcing he’s not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won’t be a sequel to Mortdecai.
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@Xoolun: I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up.
@KyleMcDowell86: My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
@KeetPotato: if you walk up to a british policeman and play the benny hill music he legally has to chase you until you turn it off