@brothasoul: Mitt Romney: "I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."
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@joeyhuggles: My favorite response to someone asking how something works... "Magic" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy
@joeheenan: I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch