@brothasoul: Mitt Romney: "I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman, and a woman, and a woman..."
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@Playing_Dad: [God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok.
@daemonic3: [starbucks] One tall iced latte please "Ok, can I have a name?" Well ok but it really should come from your parents
@HomeProbably: I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me.
@Tommytoughstuff: "Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks." *hits tree with axe* " Take me for example. I just hate trees."