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@nattylumpo88: Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg:
"The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"

Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg:
“The fat one won’t fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?”

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