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@fillthevacuum: "Mmmm Brians"
- a dyslexic or gay zombie
@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.
@BadCoq: Do you think it's possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it's spikes? I'm giving a dinner party.
@DeadLioness: I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales.
@MAB1013: Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.
@JackalAnon: So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.