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@KizerBillhelm: Mmmmm white people
@weismanjake: I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance
@Brewsker: If everything happens for a reason, explain Windows update.
@RoastedPapad: *Buys new iPhone*
*Crosses road tweeting about it*
*Makes entry in heaven* -
Sent via iPhone.
@DeanB15: Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you.
@WilliamRodgers: Chief Exec: Any Ideas?
Writer 1: Talking Animals!
Writer 2: How about a Princess?
Writer 3: Kill the parents!
-Brainstorming at Disney