@AmishPornStar1: Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo.
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@ItsAndyRyan: I met my wife while on holiday. Which was awkward, as I'd told her I was going to a funeral.
@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
@AllyBallyBeal: Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board.
@Underchilde: I know I should be searching for my missing friend, but there’s a lot of food in his apartment that’ll spoil if I don’t eat it.