@MattMcElaney: Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters.
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@mitushi: Apple managed to launch IPhone 8 and make it outdated all in a span of 25 minutes #AppleEvent
@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.