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@ch000ch: mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas
me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time.

mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas
me: mom i’m a grown man. i don’t need u telling me how to get ready for story time.

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